Ladies, don’t be jealous. I received the best compliment today. Before leaving for a meeting with a client, my husband said, “Your face looks like your skirt.” I, of course being confused by such lovely words and fearing I had paint dripping down my face, tilted my head and said, “Huh?” And he replied, “You know, colorful. You look pretty.”
If you want your significant other, and of course, all mankind, to think you look pretty, put on blush, eye shadow, AND lip gloss. The lip gloss is key. You have to have lots of colors on your face. Without the lip gloss, you are not colorful. How boring.