I feel like we need to talk. Lately, we’ve been fighting. Things just aren’t working out right now. While I am not ready to break-up, I am in need of a change. I know what I want you to be, and am not sure exactly why you aren’t all that I expect. Also, OK, I know the weather might have something to do with my distaste in you recently. When it is in the high 80s every day, it is hard to use your best stuff. I know. I hear you. But still, something has got to give. You have to give me more than this grey, shapeless dress. Let’s do this together. You will try to produce fabulous layering pieces, and I will only fill you with things I love. I promise.
At least it was good for twirling.